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A boy told me this joke:

What is the derivative of coffee?

- instantaneous coffee

I laughed, then called him a nerd.

Harry Potter Pick Up Lines
Caring for Your Introvert

(via: lfarm)

Second, when you see an introvert lost in thought, don’t say “What’s the matter?” or “Are you all right?” Third, don’t say anything else, either.

This is true.

Say it again but sexier.

I love you.
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