December 2008
34 posts
x: We came so close to perfection, you and I.
y: You're too damaged.
x: And you love that.
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
– According to Wikipedia, this is a grammatically correct sentence used as an example of how homonyms and homophones can be used to create complicated constructs.
Literally, it means “Bison from Buffalo, New York, who are intimidated by other bison in their community, also happen to intimidate other...
They say that in battle, when thoroughbred horses are lightly injured by a...
I do not want people to be agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them.
– Jane Austen (via graficzny)
x: She is in love.
y: I don't even know her.
x: Oh, you know her.
y: Since when?
x: Since always; in your dreams.
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a...
– Albert Einstein
I would like a lifetime spent with an irrational and suspicious goddess, some...
Play Where's Waldo online...yeah you read it... →
(via cte)
I put up a half-assed, poorly written, free profile with no photo on Match.com...
– onesentence
If you go home with somebody and they don’t have books, don’t fuck them.
– John Waters (via antoinetta)
Tracy Jordan: I'm gonna make you a mix tape. You like Phil Collins?
Jack: I have two ears and a heart, don't I?
I’m not going to leave you and I’m not going to cheat. But that is...
– skq
Well, it’s about this guy that is born old, and then as he grows up he...
– Jenna’s synopsis of The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
“We had something, didn’t we?” he asks. “We may have screwed it up, but…have you ever known any two people to have what we had?” She shakes her head, fighting tears. He walks over and crouches next to her, looking into her eyes. “All of my heart,” he says. “Forever.”